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#1: The Day I Made the Cats Believe the Vacuum Cleaner was God

Maddancer Blog #1 The Day I Made the Cats Believe the Vacuum Cleaner Was God It’s like that old joke about cats and dogs. Dogs look at you and go, “Wow, you feed me, pet me, love me…You must be God!” And Cats go, “Wow, you feed me, pet me, love me…I must be God.” So, even though I love cats and fawn over them and do all that kitten bull shit, I still will follow about any path that gets them to do something I want. After all, it’s not like you can train them. In short, when I saw the look in Caper and Sweetpea’s eyes when I turned on the vacuum cleaner, I knew what I had to do. And the truth of it is that the vacuum cleaner did most of the training. Anything that large, that noisy, with a weird shape that breathed – that

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Rwanda Report Validates Charges Made in My Book

The recently released Rwanda Report has validated and supported my investigation (considered controversial and far fetched at the time) that the government of France not only arranged the assasination of Rwanda’a president which triggered the genocide in which over a million people were horribly murdered, but actually trained the kill squads in torture and kill techniques and even participated in some of the executions. All this was done by France so they could keep a colonial hold on Rwanda. Obviously the French government considers the Rwandan a subhuman worth sacrificing for the ends of the white man. My apologies to my many My Space friends in France but the truth needs to be told. What Century are these people living in?

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James Riordan ~ Mad Dancer

The author of thirty-three books, James Riordan’s career began in the music industry where as a songwriter, manager, producer and concert promoter he worked with several well known artists. In 1976 he began writing a news-paper column on popular music, Rock-Pop, which he later syndicated. Riordan soon became one of America’s premier rock journalists with articles reaching millions of readers including those of Rolling Stone, Crawdaddy, Circus, Musician, and newspapers like The Chicago Daily News, The Kansas City Star, and many others. His reputation for relating on a one-to-one level soon led to interviews with George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Fleetwood Mac, Frank Zappa, The Doobie Brothers, Kenny Rogers, Barbra Mandrell, Crosby, Stills & Nash and countless others.

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Award-winning author James Riordan writes the lyrics, and Mark Anthony Hébert puts them to music.

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